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Tree Hugging 101

19 September 2008 965 views 4 Comments

This week has been a landmark one for former flower child-hater Jim Groom. After incessant railing against wailing, constant use of “hippie” as a derogatory term, and the occasional misspelled bumper sticker, Jim is, as of this week, a new man. What changed? Under my supervision, Jim underwent a rigorous “Hippie Sensitivity Training” program. In only three days, the results have been dramatic.

DAY 1:   Word-image association

As you can see, there was quite a lot of work to be done. However, through persistence and good luck, the final results were spectacular.

DAY 3: Field Trip… Practicum in flora-related empathy

Says Jim, “This is my favorite tree. I love this tree.”

4 Comments »

  • Reverend said:

    I should have never agreed to this. I look like such a dirty hippie :)

  • Tom Catfish Woodward said:

    A dirty NY hippie- the worst kind. Get a job hippy!

    Leave those trees alone.

  • 5tein said:

    Dolphin-swimming orgies! Sapling-assisted love-ins! Stay back, hippy!

  • Leslie M-B said:

    Hilarious! I’m confident he’ll eventually make the transition from edupunk to eduhippie.

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