On the morning of October 5, 2009, as he was crossing the road to kick some hippies, Jim Groom was fatally injured by a rogue New York pizza truck.

He is survived by his loving wife, children, and the hippies.

This week has been a landmark one for former flower child-hater Jim Groom. After incessant railing against wailing, constant use of “hippie” as a derogatory term, and the occasional misspelled bumper sticker, Jim is, as of this week, a new man. What changed? Under my supervision, Jim underwent a rigorous “Hippie Sensitivity Training” program. In only three days, the results have been dramatic.
DAY 1:   Word-image association

As you can see, there was quite a lot of work to be done. However, through persistence and good luck, the final results were spectacular.
DAY …

Just what you’ve all been waiting for.

Round Two.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what I do with my free time? I didn’t think so. But now you want to know, don’t you? Sometimes I do productive things. And other times I do things like this:

For context: Jim Groom shaved his hair off this week, and is now the proud owner of a spiky head. You can see the haircut here.